I am trying to pass a university degree that is perfectly impractical
but proportionately appropriate
for me.
I am about to complete an entire semester's worth of work in three weeks because I am ever the enfant terrible and marvelously gifted.
My social life is in lockdown as I enter my personal and self-perscribed study bootcamp run by the most sadistic bitch of them all, me. Having only my own brain to storm with is a bit like being armed with a spoon and told to dig... your own grave, but I like to think of this sort of self-flagellation as a path to inspiration.
I promise pictures and poetry when the essay marathon is over.
I also intend to station myself at Black Cat for much of this summer, commensing the moment I hand in my final piece of work. You may flock to me or not as you wish... I think I will do other things too but this is not the time for big dreams. Right now, it's just me, a spoonbrain, and a whole lot of earth that needs to moving.
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Nuts
Today, for a break from study and essay churning, I cracked open some wallnuts and ate them.
That might be the most novel and indulgent thing I do all this weekend.
That might be the most novel and indulgent thing I do all this weekend.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
I love you Nick Cave; I hope you know that.
Text Message Received Last Night:
"It's taken a couple of episodes but I think I'm addicted to Deadwood. How was the show?"
Sent:
"He thrusted at me Simon. HE THRUSTED AT ME! My happiness is complete,"
Reply:
"I'm so happy for you! :) Was it right in YOUR FACE? I hope so."
And thus is my reveiw of the best show I have ever been to.
"It's taken a couple of episodes but I think I'm addicted to Deadwood. How was the show?"
Sent:
"He thrusted at me Simon. HE THRUSTED AT ME! My happiness is complete,"
Reply:
"I'm so happy for you! :) Was it right in YOUR FACE? I hope so."
And thus is my reveiw of the best show I have ever been to.
Monday, October 01, 2007
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